Yahoo’s board of directors has approved a $1.1 billion acquisition of blogging platform Tumblr, according to a breaking news alert from The Wall Street Journal.

The deal is reportedly an all-cash acquisition, according to WSJ, and Tumblr will maintain control of its operations.


superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.

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— the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet

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‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

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rheagars:

Now…shall we begin

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prbuick11:

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

this is oddly satisfying 

prbuick11:

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

this is oddly satisfying 


teenytigress:


SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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akindofmagik:


NEPTR!! <3

akindofmagik:

NEPTR!! <3

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teaenns5:

If you have to march in Texas, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.

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